May 2013
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A few days ago I’d written I was quitting coffee for a week. I lasted 5 days. Days 1-3 were shockingly, unbelievably easy. I didn’t even get headaches. Since I drank pots of black coffee every day, I can only imagine I had coffee reserves stored in my body that were accessed and able to flow freely throughout my body as it wondered what the hell its owner/operator was up to. On day 4 I...
May 21st
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NEW YORK - I'm doing a bunch of shows very soon. →
AND: Sara Schaefer and Michelle Buteau will be on every show with me because I love them. 
May 16th
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My wife dared me to quit coffee for a week. I agreed to do it. I drink black coffee without cream or sugar all day every day. It has no energizing effect for me; I could literally drink a pot and go directly to sleep. I’m simply addicted. If I don’t drink it I get mad. My plan is to exercise more and take ibuprofen if I get a headache. I’m not quitting caffeine. I’ll drink...
May 16th
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May 15th
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Auction to see one of my NY shows, drink free...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/An-Evening-of-Comedy-with-Rob-Delaney-/271206713182 The wife of a friend recently suffered a brain injury. A cerebral arteriovenous malformation (AVM) rupture, to be specific. It required major brain surgery and continues to require many months of rehabilitation. Her insurance just stopped paying for her to stay at the rehabilitation hospital, not because she doesn’t...
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Final Mapping the Heavens
This Thursday, my friend Dave Holmes and I will present our final “Mapping the Heavens” at the UCB here in LA. We’ve been doing it for about three years and it’s been amazing fun. Over the years, our guests have included: Steve Agee Megan Amram Kasey Anderson Maria Bamford Greg Behrendt Matt Besser Matt Braunger Gabe Delahaye Lena Dunham Billy Eichner Josh Fadem ...
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EDINBURGH - I'm doing shows. →
Do they have Tumblr in Scotland? 
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reposttoreddit asked: Canadians love you. Do you love us?
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April 2013
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thesearchforinsight asked: Will the jokes on your new tour be new? Because I bought your special and very enjoyed it, but would also like to see you in Houston. Thanks, Mr. Rob.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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TOUR DATES →
May 2-4 - SAN DIEGO May 10th - MINNEAPOLIS w/ NEKO CASE & KELLY HOGAN - SOLD OUT May 11th - ST. PAUL, MN May 12th - BOTTLE ROCK FESTIVAL, NAPA VALLEY, CA June 6-9th - NEW YORK CITY June 13th - LOS… I have so many tour dates across this great nation. San Diego, New York City, Boston and all over the South. Come be with me. 
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Rob Delaney Singing The National Anthem At Dodger... →
Apr 28th
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For real: You’re THRILLED that Baz Luhrmann is adapting The Great Gatsby and you’re DOUBLE THRILLED he’s doing it in 3D, or you’re an idiot. I am so absolutely not joking. It’s not the best book ever and he’s not the best director ever but that book and that director could NOT be a better more appropriate pair. And 3D, which is shit and garbage and ridiculous...
Apr 24th
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TOUR DATES →
April 25th - LOS ANGELES April 26th - LOS ANGELES - DODGER STADIUM April 27th - UNIVERSITY OF IOWA May 2-4 - SAN DIEGO May 10th - MINNEAPOLIS w/ NEKO CASE & KELLY HOGAN - SOLD OUT May 11th - ST. PAUL,… So, so many American cities, plus London. Take a looksie-doodle. Big swing through the South.
Apr 24th
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LA: I’m singing the National Anthem at the Dodgers/Brewers game Friday. This is not a joke.
Apr 24th
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LONDON: I'm coming back to do more shows →
Join me.
Apr 23rd
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Largo :: Rob Delaney & Friends →
LA Thursday: Me, Kelly Oxford, Kristen Schaal & Karen Kilgariff
Apr 23rd
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