December 2010
18 posts
NAKED & BLOODY in NEW YORK
I’m bringing my solo show “NAKED & BLOODY” to New York for one show only.  It’ll be Wednesday, January 12 at 8pm at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater.  I’m not trying to be a jerk but a lot of people have seen and enjoyed this show in Los Angeles, so there’s no reason a person in New York wouldn’t. It’s not a shitty, whiny, lesson-filled one...
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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The 2010 Rob Delaney Award Nominees are...
I know there are plenty of “Best Of” lists at the end of the year, so I hope you don’t find this redundant. In any case, here are my film award nominees… BEST PICTURE “DUSK” “TEMPLETON’S MEN” “THE SEVEN GAY DOORS” “RIDEALONG” “SHIT HAMMER” BEST DIRECTOR Todd Feeney, “ARROGANCE” Shirley...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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celan asked: It has proven surprisingly difficult to find out when and where you will be doing stand-up...when will you be doing stand-up in the San Francisco Bay Area?
Dec 20th
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Rob Delaney's Christmas Wisdom...
I’ve compiled a bunch of my Christmas and holiday themed tweets. They link to the original, so please share with your grandparents and church community!  Just audibly farted while holding eye contact with a lady wearing a sweater that said “SANTA’S COMIN’!” SKINNY GIRLS: Fatten up over the holidays and maybe you’ll show up on my sexual radar next year. ...
Dec 13th
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Hey, if the mood's right under the mistletoe,...
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
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I just did a fart that sounded EXACTLY like a...
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Dec 3rd
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amyrachelshay asked: Rob Delaney, I wanted to thank you for a couple of things. I just wanted to know first if this space is public or private. I'm not a Nimbuzz or anything, but I would rather not publicize my comments.
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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