January 2011
23 posts
Counterfeit Love
Nine years ago I moved to Los Angeles from New York. I was a year out of college. When I found an apartment I liked, its management wanted a slightly higher security deposit than I could cover, so I asked my mom if she could wire me $300. She did so, and I picked it up at a Western Union. I brought the money to my bank, Washington Mutual (which collapsed two years ago during the recession) to...
Upcoming LA shows
FEB 1, Tues: Bar Lubitsch, 8:30pm
FEB 2, Weds: Comedy Store, 7pm
FEB 12, Sat: Smodcastle, 10pm
FEB 15, Tues: Downtown Independent, 9pm
FEB 17, Thurs: UCB, 9:30pm
FEB 18, Fri: UCB, 8pm
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I don’t normally recommend people on tumblr, because Twitter is my one true love, but Julia Segal is my favorite tumblr person and I want you to enjoy your life. Please do what I say.
A very nice review of my show NAKED & BLOODY,... →
I'm going to read some of these tweets on TV today
I think it’s ok to make the jerkoff motion whenever a college student talks about their thoughts/feelings/beliefs.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s LUNAR ASSAULT and it’s not funny.
Been a while since “It’s the End of the World as We Know It” & “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” We need a new song where someone yells...