Rob Delaney

Apr 24

Anonymous asked: thoughts on marquez?

lazenby:

In that final battle, with the country at the mercy of uncontrolled and unforeseen forces of subversion, [socialist Chilean President Salvatore Allende] was still bound by legality. The most dramatic contradiction of his life was being at the same time the congenital foe of violence and a passionate revolutionary. He believed that he had resolved the contradiction with the hypothesis that conditions in Chile would permit a peaceful evolution toward socialism under bourgeois legality. Experience taught him too late that a system cannot be changed by a government without power.

That belated disillusionment must have been the force that impelled him to resist to the death, defending the flaming ruins of a house that was not his own, a sombre mansion that an Italian architect had built to be a mint and that ended up as a refuge for presidents without power. He resisted for six hours with a sub-machine gun that Castro had given him and was the first weapon that Allende had ever fired.

Around four o’clock in the afternoon, Major General Javier Palacios managed to reach the second floor with his adjutant, Captain Gallardo, and a group of officers. There, in the midst of the fake Louis XV chairs, the Chinese dragon vases and the Rugendas paintings in the red parlour, Allende was waiting for them. He was in shirtsleeves, wearing a miner’s helmet and no tie, his clothing stained with blood. He was holding the sub-machine gun but he had run low on ammunition.

Allende knew General Palacios well. A few days before, he had told [the journalist] Augusto Olivares that this was a dangerous man with close connections to the American embassy. As soon as he saw him appear on the stairs, Allende shouted at him: “Traitor!” and shot him in the hand.

According to the story of a witness who asked me not to give his name, the president died in an exchange of shots with that gang. Then all the other officers, in a caste-bound ritual, fired on the body. Finally, a non-commissioned officer smashed in his face with the butt of his rifle.

This story about the United States’ role in Chile’s 1973 coup is the first, and in one sense the only thing Americans should be reading by Gabriel Garcia Marquez right now. 

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*ROUGHLY* how many people do you think this guy killed with a hammer?

*ROUGHLY* how many people do you think this guy killed with a hammer?

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Apr 23

mpdrolet:

The Rock of Gibraltar from Intransition
Yoav Horesh

mpdrolet:

The Rock of Gibraltar from Intransition

Yoav Horesh

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kellyoxford:

Ten years ago a friend told me her dog was getting her ready for parenthood, so I emailed her this photo, "Yeah, just on my way out to a movie, practicing crate training. Bye!"

Ha! Fuck that friend.

kellyoxford:

Ten years ago a friend told me her dog was getting her ready for parenthood, so I emailed her this photo,
"Yeah, just on my way out to a movie, practicing crate training. Bye!"

Ha! Fuck that friend.

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