My Tweets About Marijuana

I’ve received a lot of praise for my anti-pot tweets, so I thought it might be useful to compile them. Amazing how powerful they are when you take them all in at once: 

just found out a guy i thought was a friend does marijuana

guys i did marijuana 7x in high school trust me you don’t wanna mess with it

Reading tweet after tweet about your weekend marijuana use. Really hope you guys find Christ soon.

 
Some of you will no doubt be offered marijuana this weekend in cigarette or “bong” water-pipe format. Both are deadly. #NO


I am standing in line at a store with 2 people who have VERY OBVIOUSLY just smoked marijuana. Please start a prayer circle.


A mural I did in tribute to my father, who OD’d on marijuana in 1978. #420 http://t.co/n2AikR9


Lost another friend to marijuana last night…


I’m a mess… My wife just told me she tried marijuana on a ski trip several years ago.


Remember: puff marijuana even once & your kids will have flippers.


So sick of all your marijuana induced typos. You people are animals.


Have a great weekend everyone! And remember - Immediately call 911 if someone offers you marijuana.

Saw 2 different people smoking marijuana on the street tonight. This city is basically one giant crime scene…

My cousin just told me there are people who smoke marijuana DURING THE DAYTIME. This country is so fucked.

WEEKEND TIP: Identify your town’s “marijuana hotspots” before you go out, to avoid muggings, race-mixing & jazz.

Found a “roach” (marijuana cigarette leftover) behind our shed. Police are here dusting for prints. Sent wife & kids to a motel.

Found out why our neighbor boy is “simple.” An escaped convict blew a puff of marijuana smoke in his mother’s face when she was pregnant.

There should be a waiting period to buy “medical” marijuana, just like w/ handguns, so you’re forced to reconsider throwing your life away.

I don’t agree with it but I understand the urge to pursue the death penalty for people who commit murder/possess marijuana.

“Medical” marijuana legalized in several states & what happens? Global recession. Wake up, hippies!

Attractive woman just smiled at me at pizza shop. Sadly, I caught the distinct odor of marijuana on her clothing. No dice, milady.

Heads up guys, you may get offered pot on “4/20” (April 20th) Repeat after me: “No thanks!” That crap kills people.

What’s the right age to tell my son his mother has a history of drug abuse? (She did pot on a ski trip in high school)