TITLES CONSIDERED for MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL

I’ll probably get in trouble for posting this, but I found a document at Paramount Pictures that lists the titles they considered for the new Mission Impossible film before settling on the excellent “Ghost Protocol.” Please repost in case they take it down from my site.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: LOAF PARAGRAPH

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: PLOP CENTRIFUGE

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: CUNT SULLIVAN

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: BEEF PAMPHLETEER

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: FROST DEBUTANTE

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: BITCH NIGGAPLEEZ

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: MITCH CALIBRATE

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: FERN GABLETOOTH

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: PEACH BOTTLETOP

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: NORTH WIGGLEDOWN

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: FOAM SNUGGLEPOP

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: CARP TELEPHONE

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: COCK BLANKETSQUIRT

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