- I think it’s ok to make the jerkoff motion whenever a college student talks about their thoughts/feelings/beliefs.
- When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s LUNAR ASSAULT and it’s not funny.
- Been a while since “It’s the End of the World as We Know It” & “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” We need a new song where someone yells a list.
- It’s crazy to think that something as wonderful as sex can lead to something as terrible as a child.
- If you stacked all the women I’ve made love to over the years on top of each other, I’d be like, “What are you doing?”
- Every time you fart as you’re walking through first class getting on a plane, Jesus high-fives your grandmother.
- You’ve really got to hand it to short people. Because they often can’t reach it.
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