City Mottoes
I love to travel and I recently found out that every city with a population of over 100,000 is required to have an official motto. I looked a bunch of them up online and thought I’d share a few with you.
Chicago: Gateway to America
Boston: Paul Revere’s Bedpan
Cincinnati: Two Ns, One T; How About That?
Sioux City: Susan’s City!
Seattle: Moist as a Motherfucker
Santa Fe: Just Horrible
Fort Lauderdale: One More Florida Shitwagon
Los Angeles: Bloods Vs. Crips Vs. Cripples. Yikes!
Denver: Omelette Capital of Who Gives a Fuck?
Fargo: Literally Never Come Here
Washington, D.C.: We invented the “N” Word!
Indianapolis: Latin for “Michael Jackson’s Tits”
Houston: Who’s Town? Hous Town!
Atlanta: Martian Landscapes, Martian Manscapes
St. Louis: Nice Enough, But Seriously, Move Along
Burlington: Home to Jefferson Starship & Goat Girl!
Knoxville: Guess What? Your Mom is on Fire.
Boise: Population Carl!
Minneapolis: Polio Capital of Sweden
Thanks for taking a peek at these mottoes. Now you know!
